when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?
y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong